Sweet lady marmalade

 

The power is out again

 

Hanging out the laundry the easiest way we know how

 

Futuristic past

 

What do you mean the ice cream machine is still broken

 

Grounded for life

 

When your handbag is a house

 

Drinks tonight are on me

 

I'm crying over you

 

We lost ourselves when we gave up wearing caps

 

Devilishly thick

 

I'm so lonesome I could cry

 

Don't drink don't smoke what do you do

 

True love lasts forever

 

Nuns with their nutrition in careful balance

 

Getting the band back together

 

AirBnB of 19th-century Germany

 

We all scream for ice cream

 

Friday the 13th party with the boys

 

Three heads are better than one

 

Half-off beers until ten

 

Modern medieval plague on the streets of Italy

Get the look for less!

(By stealing it off her corpse in an hour or so.) 

Sprinkling fairy dust in front of his cozy cottage

Imagine that this is all you've gotta do to get a garden like that. 

Young someone in an alternate universe

This is what I'd look like if I'd been born in the twenty-first century and survived the pox.

Take me to your freezer

Sacre bleu what is this thing!?

Young Kim Wexler the marionette

Sadly, Kim learned that the world would have to wait 800 years for intentionally messy, wispy strands of hair to become a thing. Ironic considering that the hairbrush technology of 2023 is better than that of 1223 by leaps and bounds.

Death on the streets of Genoa

 These bodies totally look staged.

Bring out your dead

Don't make us come in and drag them out. P.S. If you're near death, save folks some dreary work and lay down in the street if you can.

It may be a cottagecore spring in a country meadow

This is what I thought living in a country village would be like but this picture leaves out the literal sh!t we must muck each day.

Subway Pizza Party

 OMG like I literally cannot wait for pizza to be invented.

Dance Like There's No Tomorrow

 

This time-traveling succubus crashed the Saint Frobert's Day festival.