We all scream for ice cream

 

Friday the 13th party with the boys

 

Three heads are better than one

 

Half-off beers until ten

 

Modern medieval plague on the streets of Italy

Get the look for less!

(By stealing it off her corpse in an hour or so.) 

Sprinkling fairy dust in front of his cozy cottage

Imagine that this is all you've gotta do to get a garden like that. 

Young someone in an alternate universe

This is what I'd look like if I'd been born in the twenty-first century and survived the pox.